Showing posts with label Prinsjesdag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prinsjesdag. Show all posts

Friday, September 23, 2011

Flashback Friday: Laurentien at Prinsjesdag

As promised, today's flashback is more Prinsjesdag fun. But first, I've gotten several questions about the dress code, so I thought I'd address those first (there are some answers in the comments on the Prinsjesdag post too). The Prinsjesdag dress code is as follows: military uniforms or morning coats for the men, with long day dresses plus orders and hats for the ladies. Tiaras aren't worn because this is a day event, and tiaras are reserved for evening events (usually). It might seem strange because we're used to seeing ladies with long dresses and tiaras these days, but it's actually not strange - it was a very common dress code up until a few decades ago. Look back to the major royal events of years gone by, and this is precisely what royal ladies will be wearing. Favor switched to shorter, more casual outfits for the women over time, but Prinsjesdag never changed. And though the jewel fiend in me wouldn't mind them going full out like their British counterparts and throwing on tiaras, this is a nice throwback.

Daily sidebar over, my original intent for today's post was to talk about Máxima's Prinsjesdag outfits over the years. But then this year's event happened, and, well, it was a teensy bit boring. We need some entertainment, and for that, we need to call on one person: Princess Laurentien. Hit it, L.:

In the beginning were the dull outfits. Laurentien's first Prinsjesdag was in 2001, and she started out as I suppose any new in-law would: playing it safe, testing the waters. As the years went on, her unique sense of style truly started to emerge. First, a little bit of lopsided orange velvet; then an exploration in to the wonders of leather (or pleather? or vinyl? Please don't let it be vinyl.); and finally a print explosion on a most curious silhouette. (Speaking of that silhouette, somebody needs to confirm for me that that is a skirt and not a pair of righteous bell bottoms. Because I can't really tell, and it's bothering me.)(UPDATE: Yes, they are bell bottoms. OH LAURENTIEN.)

A-HA! This is what I'm talking about. Four years in, and she lets her true sartorial flag fly. This is like some sort of evil mermaid Queen costume, and it is awesome.

The prints may be gone, but the nuttiness lives on! I have no problem with corsets, really. This, however, looks like one of those belts that you wear for safety while lifting, custom-dyed for outfit cohesion. And though I'm sure Prinsjesdag presents its own challenges in the form of keeping one's eyes open through an entire governmental speech, I really don't think it involves any heavy lifting.

On the one hand, this is lovely; on the other, it's half lingerie. So, there's that.

Hee! Here we have some another nightie, but this time from Pioneer days...in Hawaii. And thermal underwear underneath! And a stack of tissue paper crepes on top! This is why I count on Laurentien to bring the giggles.

See, even when she takes the elegant route (crazy good, that coat and dress), she has to funk it up with the headpiece of a windblown dinosaur bird. (Obligatory points awarded for the major sapphires on display, of course.)

You can't expect a person to dress one way all the time, I know that. Laurentien has plenty of sane moments (there's her gold star, of course, plus these recent appearances sent in by reader Heleen). But you come to expect certain things; and from Laurentien on Prinjesdag I expect some interest. Even if it is just a crazy bright color. So it's not so much that her 2011 outfit is bad...it's just a bit of an entertainment let down. Ya know?

Which is your favorite year?

Photos: ANP/Seeger/PPE/Getty Images/Daylife/Dutch Photo Press

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Royal Fashion Awards: Prinsjesdag 2011

Ready for some Dutch fun today, my friends? It's time for Prinsjesdag, where Queen Beatrix gives her annual speech, Parliament's session is opened, the ladies wear some of the fanciest outfits they'll sport all year, and we give out some royal fashion awards:

Best Effort
Queen Beatrix
The Queen Bee turned up in her regular uniform of upholstery fabric with a spaceship on top. But look, she's added some flair for the occasion: a lion's mane of feathery whatnot. You have to appreciate the effort, at least.


Worst Contrast
Princess Máxima
My favorite magpie compensated for the fact that she's not allowed to wear a tiara with a dress covered in sparkly glass beads, which she inexplicably topped with Indiana Jones's hat. I know Indy dresses mostly in dull dirt-covered beige, but this is more of a washed out shade of seafoam.

Most Tame
Princess Laurentien
She's almost unrecognizable, this is so tame. I mean, she does appear to have a sand dollar complete with sea refuse on her head, but still: this is tame. In fact, both she and Máxima are totally boring me today. Where's the color, ladies?

Best Color
Princess Margriet
Here we go. Thank heavens for Princess Margriet, who must psychically know just what we need and just when we need it. Automatic best-dressed of the day.

Who's catching your eye at Prinsjesdag this year?

Photos: Daylife/Reuters/Lehtikuva/PPE/Nieboer/ddp/Langbehn

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Royal Fashion Awards: Prinsjesdag 2010

The Dutch royal family was out in force today for Prinsjesdag (where Queen Beatrix gives a budget speech and opens a new year of parliament).  This event has a most curious dress code: the ladies wear long dresses along with their orders - but with hats.  Every year I cross my fingers in the hopes that they'll just go ahead and upgrade to a full-on tiara event, but you know me - any royal event without bling is a missed opportunity indeed.  (Priorities, people.)  Well, we'll work with what we have...


Most True to Form
Perhaps Beatrix should adopt this mixed dress code for her every day (and night) wear - she always seems to look her best for Prinsjesdag.  She's working a very flattering silhouette here.  Sure, you've got your standard UMO (Unidentified Millinery Object) topping the whole thing off, but without that nobody would recognize her.

Best Museum Steal
Maxima must be pilfering from the nearest sartorial exhibition, because this is straight up My Fair Lady.  In fact, change the color and make that hat a little larger and you'd have an extra fresh from the set of the Black and White Ascot.  Or maybe I just have to envision her as a character because the sheer daintiness of this outfit is so unexpected.  What's she done with the big, bold Maxima that we've come to expect?  Maybe that's what the hat's all about.

Most Retina-Searing
Where are my complimentary sunglasses, Laurentien?  That's a whole lotta pink.  Throw in the orange sash and you've got a seizure of color so potent it should come with a medical warning. 

Worst Absence
Mabel.  Sadly, she does not attend Prinsjesdag (or at least she hasn't that I'm aware of - I'm sure one of you lovelies will correct me if I'm wrong here).  Man, just think of the craziness she'd bring to an event like this...

Best Way to Show 'Em How It's Done
Princess Margriet knows what's up, see.  She doesn't need a costume or anything capable of giving the crowd an epileptic seizure to steal this show.  Simple, flattering, appropriate, and a win without competition.  Well done.

Who won this year's Prinsjesdag fashion stakes for you?